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Shinobi Smoothness II by elontirien Shinobi Smoothness II by elontirien
OMG more atrocious pickup lines! I meant to finish this earlier (it goes with the other one [link]) but my skin-color pen ran out of ink T_T. So now it's all finished. I like this one better :) . GO NEJI! pun XP
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:iconsailorhippievampire:
sailorhippievampire Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Lmfao jiraiya would sooooo say something like that.xD
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:iconshadowshedgiegirl:
ShadowsHedgiegirl Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Im sorry if my worshipping the ground you walk on is creeping you out.
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:iconloveandjoy264:
LoveandJoy264 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012
The nejiten part was so funny and cute
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:icondarkangelofotaku:
DarkAngelofOtaku Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
Sakura, Mei, and Mabui can talk me out of my shirt anytime. Also, here's a doozy of an atrocious pick-up line:
hey baby, I'm just like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.
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:iconminnieotakudreamer:
MinnieOtakuDreamer Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student General Artist
This made me crack up! Can't wait to see more!
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:iconsupremedarkqueen:
SupremeDarkQueen Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL That's awesome. "look around your chest" is epic.
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:iconqkstealthmode:
QKstealthmode Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
NEJI you SMOOTH CHILD
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:iconmarchie-monrey:
Marchie-Monrey Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
favoriting because i love me some awful pickup lines
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:icontentenkunais:
tentenkunais Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Oh Jiraya xD
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:iconkisamireya:
KisamiReya Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahaa lool :iconmonkeylaughplz:
jiraiya is epic..
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:iconyukitori1:
YukiTori1 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
HaHaHa...*looks at it again* HAHAHAHA
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:icondattebayonl:
DattebayoNL Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is so perverted...I love it :D
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:iconnejiten3:
NejiTen3 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist
OMG so awsomee :heart:
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:iconrhys1010:
Rhys1010 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
Neji is awesome at picking up girls. Sakura... Not so much. It would be better with, That shirt looks good on you, but it would look better on the floor. And Jiraya's is always priceless.
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XxTriniSakura125xX Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
hahahhahaha omg so many funny pickup lines! hahahahhaahhaaa
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:iconfiregemini:
FireGemini Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLLLLLLLL :DDD
LOAFED SO HARD
dude submit it to more groups D::: SO HILARIOUS

sakura : :iconsexsexplz:
neji: :iconimbishieplz:
jiraiya: :icondesireyouplz:


sasuke: :iconwthplz:
tenten: :iconimwinkingplz:
tsunade : ..... .wtf :iconpolandplz: :D
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:iconsaitouuryuuji:
SaitouuRyuuji Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
haha Jiraiya's is probably the funniest. Love it.
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:iconnarusakuistruelove:
narusakuistruelove Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
LMAO NEJI
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:icondeideifan22:
deideifan22 Featured By Owner May 26, 2011
EWWWW BAD JARIAH!!!!!!!!XD PERVY SAGE IS ON THE LOSE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmissluckychan29:
MissLuckychan29 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
eww, Jiraiya!
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:iconshuckerpea:
shuckerpea Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
WTH????
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:iconpixelfire:
pixelFIRE Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
I haven't ever heard a good pick-up line.
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:iconelontirien:
elontirien Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
Pickup lines are just ways to flatter people...and simultaneously make the picker-upper look like an idiot. :D I liek them.
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:iconpixelfire:
pixelFIRE Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2010
Yeah, but, I mean, er. What.

How are you actually supposed to summon up the guts to flick a pick-up line anyone's way?

Please please tell me pick-up lines are just fiction. :noes:
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:iconelontirien:
elontirien Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2010
Hmmm. I dunno. I'm not old enough to frequent bars, but I bet after a few drinks they could become a reality.
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:iconninawitchgrl:
Ninawitchgrl Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice title 4 th art 7 lov th way Neji did his mov on Tenten hop thy do end up 2gethr
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:iconnotthesquiddiestfish:
notthesquiddiestfish Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009
Haha, ten-ten is just glad to have some attention xD
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:iconshadowking56:
ShadowKing56 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009  Student General Artist
Man these are funny man they are awesome i like all of them XD
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:iconlufsbam-jared-sasuke:
LufsBam-Jared-Sasuke Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2009
OMG lol x3 That's actually something Jiraiya would say x3 Pervy Sage rocks x3

@ Sakura...No you can't talk him out of it..I can x3

@ Neji lolx3
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DarkOtakuMdl Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconemopigu101:
EMOPIGU101 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2009  Student General Artist
Oh no he (Jiriya) didn't! >:D
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:iconromantic-revenge:
romantic-revenge Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Neji's panel made me laugh so hard. :XD:
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:iconcozuzumaki:
CozUzumaki Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmao! jiraiya would so totally say that xD
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:iconraveraiser:
Raveraiser Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
Was your dad an astronaut? cuz you are out of this world.
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:iconfist-of-peace:
Fist-Of-Peace Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009
lolz you forgot

are you a carpet?

cause i really wanna lay you

haha
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:iconelontirien:
elontirien Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2009
That's a good one :D
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:iconfist-of-peace:
Fist-Of-Peace Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
haha my mate made it up, cause she had to stay home to let the builders in, so we sat around making up builder related pick up lines..... mine was "do you have a nail gun? cause you can nail me any day!" haha not very good but it really freaks people out when you say it to randoms.
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koiART Featured By Owner May 24, 2009
Sasuke's face = priceless
Neji actually saying that = even moreso
Jiraiya saying that = would happen...
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nejifangirl206 Featured By Owner May 4, 2009
this is so awseome
Neji's line rocked
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:iconelliecantdraw:
elliecantdraw Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
The thought of Neji ever saying that cracked me up. Love it!
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:iconelontirien:
elontirien Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2009
ROFL! It's about buns, and you...you said it CRACKED you up? Hahaha! *aherm* I mean, uh. Thanks so much!
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:iconreally227:
really227 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
XD
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:iconrifleman101:
Rifleman101 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009
Neji's line ruled!
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:iconelontirien:
elontirien Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009
:highfive:
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:iconlibrabeauty23:
librabeauty23 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
LOL :lol:
I don't think Neji means your hair TenTen :giggle:
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:icondunyone1:
dunyone1 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
OMG GREAT COLORING@! sasukes face= BEST FACE@!!!!
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:iconnessiegg:
NessieGG Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHA. Tenten does not mind getting picked up.
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:iconiberianwarmblood:
IberianWarmblood Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008   General Artist
Funny!
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:iconuma910:
uma910 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2008
These are hilarious ha ha.
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:iconkideu:
Kideu Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2008
I think Neji's would work on me.
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